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Gwyneth Paltrow has never been my favorite actress (and yes, I call female actors "actresses" and it's not a crime, you PC bastards), but this interview goes a long way towards proving what I have always believed about her: that she is a spoiled child of privilege who has little or no understanding of the bedrock that supports the house of her career.

I feel like we're really in trouble. I just had a baby and thought, 'I don't want to live there.'

Then do a Madonna and leave. You're already married to a British rock star, so you're half way home. But don't forget that you owe your success to all the half-wit red staters in fly-over country who you and those of your ilk despise so much.