Opaque Lucidity

Number One On The Wishlist

I know that all of you have been wondering what to get Kelli and I for our upcoming anniversary. Alas, I have found the perfect gift. You'll notice that it's a two-seater, so we'll have plenty of space. I'm not sure where you put the luggage, though.

Earlier, the same company was selling a spool containing over 1 million feet of fiber optic cable...because, you know, you might need it one day.