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Alec Baldwin, Call Your Office

Kim Jong-Il, that wacky madman in charge of North Korea, wants to invest in a multi-national film production. Kim is a huge movie, buff; he went so far as to have a South Korean defector and his wife kidnapped so they could make films in North Korea. But his tastes in movies seems a little...eclectic:

He loves "The Godfather," James Bond flicks, the "Friday the 13th" series, Daffy Duck cartoons, and anything with Elizabeth Taylor.

Wow. Why is it that tyrannical dictators are always basket cases? For the record, Kim, how about feeding your people first, then worrying about the film industry?

Asshat.