September 16, 2006
The Best A Jihadist Can Get
Please post a caption for this photograph. The best one will win....well, nothing. I'll start:
"See, Ahman, you hold your mug like this, out in front of you, and you say, "Barkeep! Another pint!" "
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“7-Eleven store managers decry complexities of new 16th flavor for Slurpee machines.”
“Typographical errors in Jihadist Union contract causes rift: martyrdom rewards accidentally altered from ‘72 virgin brides’ to ‘72 Virginian blondes’.”
“Death of Hollywood’s Aaron Spelling proves too much for devoted fans of Melrose Place.”
“Who's been rubbing cinnamon and paprika on my Camel’s butt?”
“Marketing executives from Coca-Cola once again fumble with “New Coke” concept in Middle East”
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at September 17, 2006 12:13 AM
"Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!"
"We love Dancing with the Stars!"
"Can't we all just get along?"
"Whose your Daddy!"
"What do you mean my bagged spincach has E coli!?"
"Wasting away again in Margarittaville!"
"I wanna be where the boys are!"
"I'm hungry like the wolf"
"We're voting for Hillary!"
"Fan's livid when 50 Cent cancels his Middle East tour."
"Adam Sandler film premiere of You Wacky Iraqi is a hit."
Posted by: Sly at September 17, 2006 09:04 AM
"Bigfoot found!"
Posted by: Sly at September 17, 2006 09:06 AM
"Constipation crisis strikes Arab nations."
Posted by: Sly at September 17, 2006 09:22 AM
"A face only a mother could love."
Posted by: Sly at September 17, 2006 09:22 AM
That's a picture of the famous Arabian alcoholic, Mustafa Pint.
(Head tip ISIRTA)
Posted by: Andrew Brehm at September 17, 2006 01:22 PM"Jihadists for Jews rally get's off to a tousing start."
Posted by: Sly at September 17, 2006 01:28 PM
Go Canes, stomp on that Cardinal Bird........
Posted by: Dave Schieber at September 17, 2006 02:08 PM"CUBS WIN THE WORLD SERIES!"
Posted by: David at September 17, 2006 03:06 PM
"KAHN!!!!!"
Posted by: Kevin at September 17, 2006 07:45 PM
Khan, even. I always blow the punchline :)
Posted by: Kevin at September 17, 2006 07:47 PM
Islamo-Fascists unite in their rage against the Bravo network for failing to sign Project Runway for another season.
Posted by: Matt_D at September 17, 2006 07:51 PM
"Whooooo lives in a pineapple under the sea?"
Posted by: David at September 17, 2006 08:32 PM
Star Jones fans protest Rosie hiring.
Posted by: Sly at September 18, 2006 07:41 AM
Man Law!
Posted by: Sly at September 18, 2006 07:42 AM
Kellogg's Frosted Flakes.... Theeeeyyyyy'rrrreeee Great!
Posted by: John at September 18, 2006 10:33 AMWho let the dogs out?!! Woo woo woo woo
Tastes Great!! Less Filling!!
No soup for you!!
Posted by: FCastle25 at September 18, 2006 06:56 PM
Huge rush on video stores for release of Girls Gone Wild.....Arab style!
Posted by: Sly at September 19, 2006 08:20 AM
Mach 3 not enough for these beards. Bring in the Quattro Titanium.....or a flame thrower.
Posted by: Sly at September 19, 2006 08:21 AM
Pope supporters come out in droves.
Posted by: Sly at September 19, 2006 08:25 AM
East Side!
Posted by: Sly at September 19, 2006 02:46 PM
What do you mean we have to bath once a week?!
Posted by: Matt_D at September 19, 2006 09:53 PM
My personal favorite so far is Travis' "New Coke" caption. And the 7-eleven one.
Posted by: FCastle25 at September 19, 2006 10:55 PM
Fans want Oscar for Sean Penn.
Posted by: Sly at September 20, 2006 08:26 AM