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Those Pesky Royal Pinko Commies

You have to admit that Prince Harry (below) has a pretty cool gig. He will probably never be king, but he will still get to live large on the royal money. With this in mind, you would think that the 'spare' (as in 'the heir and the spare') would embrace all things British, which includes capitalism (we Americans learned it from somewhere, you know). While he may indeed be a democracy-loving royal, his choice of attire is, shall we say, less than supportive of free markets:

That's right: Harry is sporting a Che Guevara t-shirt. How.....nice. I have to wonder if his Royalness knows anything about Guevara or, better yet, how many people communist dictators killed in the 20th century.

Next time the lad is out on the town, may I suggest this look instead.