Opaque Lucidity

It Must Be Me

So Ralph Fiennes had an encounter with a Qantas flight attendant in the plane's lavatory. While some of you will probably write this off as just another Hollywood star stunt, it opens many questions in my mind.

Namely, how in the *&^% did they do the deed in an airplane bathroom? I have to turn sideways just to step inside and once I'm there, my shoulders almost touch the walls. I'm not tall, but I am wide, so maybe that's it. But Fiennes is a tall guy; I wonder if his back hurt the next day.